Long / Short in song

Gillette - Don't Wanna Short Dick Man

Don't Want no short dick Man(x4)

What in the world is that fucking thing

Do you some fucking Tweezers to put that little thing away

That has got to be the smallest Dick I have ever seen...In my whole life

Get the Fuck outta here

Innie Wennie tinny wenny shriveled little short dick man(x2)

Dont want no short dick man(x4)

Innie Wennie tinny wennie shriveled little short dick man(x2)

Uhhh uhuhuhuh uhhh

Isnt that cute an extra belly button

You need to put you pants back on honey

Dont want no short dick man

Innie Wennie tinny wennie shriveld little short dick man

Do you need some little tweezers to put tht thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick i have ever seen...in my whole life

Get the Fuck outta here

dont want no short dick man(x4)

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Long / Short in the myths

Popular conceptions on long-short are ditorted by a number of myths, many of which appear of result from viewing long-short from a convetional investment perspective. Long-Short portfolios differ fundamentally from long-only portfolios in construction, in the measurement of their risk and return, and  in their implementation costs. Futhermore, long-short portfolios allow greater flexibility in security selection, asset allocation, and overwall plan structure.

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Long / Short in the things

Long / Short in the things

Long / Short in the things

Long / Short in song

Tracy Chapman--Short Supply

Where are
The sunny days
The blue skies
The flowers for the children
The colors for their eyes?


Don't you see
Don't you see
All these things now days
Come in short supply


It's time that we
It's time that we
Make a space in our hearts
And open our eyes


Where are
All the sandy beaches
Fishes in the sea
Birds to sing for daybreak?
Where are all the trees?


Don't you see
Don't you see
All these things now days
Come in short supply


It's time that we
It's time that we
Make a space in our hearts
And open our eyes


Where are all the grassy hilltops
Clean air to breathe
Pure water to drink of
Beautiful sights to see?


Don't you see
Don't you see
All these things now days
Come in short supply


It's time that we
It's time that we
Make a space in our hearts
And open our eyes


Or there'll be no more you
There'll be no more me
There'll be no more children
All we know will cease to be


Don't you see
Don't you see
The things of this earth
Keep us alive


It's time that we
It's time that we
Make a space in our hearts
And open our eyes


Where are the sunny days?
Blue skies
The flowers for the children
All the colors for their eyes
All the sandy beaches
Fishes in the sea
All the birds to sing for daybreak
Where are
Where are
Where are all the trees?


Don't you see
All these things they come in short supply
It's time that we
Make a space inside our hearts
And open our eyes



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Long / Short in song

Short People--Randy Newman

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here



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